Commissioned by the Daily Mail - 30th September 2004 How many G-spots are there in a woman’s body? With all the authority of the owner of a penis, Dr Desmond Morris now announces to the world that there are four. For what it’s worth, based on years as...
The Daily Mail - September 30th 2004 For those of you still broken-hearted because your final adolescent has left home, let me offer some reassurance. As night follows day, they’ll be back. Children used to cut their apron strings soon after A-levels with just the odd family stopover in...
Published in The Mirror September 1st 2004 THE latest divorce figures suggest we are treating marriage like shopping at Marks & Spencer. If you're not entirely happy with your purchase, you ask for a refund. Modern marriage is rapidly acquiring the status of a rejected cardie. When you promise...